Attractive Bachelor Loft for Rent!

Attractive Bachelor Loft for Rent in Central District!

Description : Attractive & fully furnished. Comes with a smashing yellow house complete with door & window for your privacy (curtains not included).

Size : 30 x 20cm.

Location : Infront of a women’s wardrobe (minor disturbances throughout the day).

Convenience : Less than 3 feet away from TV and internet access.

Neighbourhood : Only 1 cute blond male neighbour next door (expect minor noise from his exercise wheel in the evenings).

Community Use : Helipad / cooling tile & running wheel (must pre-book 1-day advance).

Amenities : Central heat & air supplied at random.

Housekeeping : Free & Compulsory very Friday.

Meals : Breakfast, dinner & supper provided daily (fixed menu).

Security : Mama security 24hr/7days.

Landlord : Dutch, male, single & attractive but not to be disturbed except for emergencies or special treats.

Price : $10/mo or equivalent of 10 walnuts (negotiable if you’re female).

Call Patrick – 91234567.

Your very own loft!

Free use of helipad / cooling tile & running wheel.

Meet the Landlord (Warning: he is not big on small talk).

Noah's Ark

Captain Noah of the ship ....Ship Ahoy! ha ha ha....

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream,
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a dream.

Now that Patrick has told you folks how he got his “dream name” – let me tell you how I got mine. Big mama got her inspiration from this Noah Ark toy ride near the pet shop where I came from. My name Noah also means “2” – so my mamas are hoping that I’ll be a lovey dovey little boy who likes companionship. At first I was very skittish but now I luv greeting my mamas and doing my sideway sway coz I always have a tune in my head “I just called to say I love you……” According to my mamas I am the most fussy little eater coz I am a vegan (except that I wear fur). They tried offering me this yucky smelly thing called cheese and just recently small mama tried to shove some yogurt in my face. They also tried to trick me to eat popcorn coated in cheese – something called Garrett’s i.e. apparently Oprah’s fave thing. I don’t care whose fave food it is – me no like! Excuse me, but I can smell the cheese on it even though it is corn underneath. Thank goodness I am good at backing away quickly. Turkey meat? No way. Patrick my brother is another story – he is more adventurous when it comes to food. This week we’re trying out red bell pepper and Patrick totally dig it – so much that he hides the leftover in his house. But nothing escapes the search & destroy big mama. Me just like my regular hammy food and veggies. Greens are good for you!

New Chief Editor Reporting

Hi folks, I am Patrick and from now onwards I’ll be taking over this blog as Chief Editor. Why me? Coz I’m the brainiest one in the family (thanks to walnut brain booster). Also big mama is taking a sabbatical till she regains some mental clarity in life. See I know how to use big words like sabbatical ….so don’t play play with me coz I’m highly intelligent. I also have a very high awareness of my surroundings – so don’t try to pull a fast one on me coz I literally have eyes on my back. I’m watching you watching me!

Well you already know that I came all the way from Holland to Singapore. But you probably won’t know that I am named Patrick after the starfish in Spongebob squarepants. Do we even look remotely related to you? As you can see, I am nothing like Patrick the starfish – zany and below average IQ. We are not even the same colour! I’ve been named Patrick coz this is big mama’s dream name for her next son and also I think she has a secret sick crush on that zany starfish. So here I am ….Patrick yours truly and nope my best friend is not a yellow sponge named Bob. I’ll see ya around and meanwhile here’s wishing you folks Gong Xi Fa Cai (see I am also multilinguistic).

Me & Ben sharing our ang pow loot. We're so sweet right?

Patrick, Chief Editor

Patrick

Hi there! My name is Patrick and I am a campbell black bear hamster. I came here all the way from Holland. Noah is my older brother by 2 weeks. I weigh about 34g and am very popular with gals because they adore my black fluffy coat and the ridiculously cute white ears, fury paws and white tail. I know I am very cute ....but a hammy needs some privacy sometimes. Sigh.... BTW I don't have a dancing talent like Noah but I can emit funny noises ranging from squeaking, chattering to mumbling noises. Maybe Noah and I can form a boy band together? P.S. Penelope, Noah and yours truly wishes everyone a Merry Xmas & Happy New Year! =)

Noah

Hi everyone! My name is Noah. I am a blue pudding. I like my new home and my mamas are about to find out soon if Patrick and I are meat eaters or vegans this Xmas! When I came last month I weigh only 36g but today I weigh 54g. I exercise alot on the running wheel and gets 2 to 5 hand-fed sunflower seeds a day. 2 seeds means "Luv Ya", 3 means "I love U" and 5 means "I love U very much". Ya ya I know ....my mamas are funny right? BTW wait till u see me do my Stevie Wonder thing - I can sway side to side when standing upright. Big mama thought it was very cute while small mama was quite freaked out at first when they discovered my talent. Ok, I'm busy now ....catch up with you folks later. P.S. Merry Xmas to all! =)

Birthday Videos

Here's Russell getting impatient for his birthday party.



Tiger attacking the birthday cake.



Penelope enjoying her time with the cake.

Happy Birthday Russell!

We've just celebrated Russell's 1st birthday last month. Phew....all that excitements all captured in a kodak moment for your eyes. Digital cameras are one of the greatest inventions ever.... after airconditioning.

Evidence of 2 VIPs (Very Impatient Pets) demanding : "When is the party starting?!! I ain't got all day to wait!"

Russell inviting his sister Penelope to take a bite of his birthday cake.

Penelope decides that she quite like chocolate cake. "I want one too for my next birthday!"

Tiger trying to get up close and personal with the cake.

Tiger trying to best position himself for the optimum devouring angle.

Ok Gotcha!

Russell's overseas pal Ben from the East wishing him a prosperous birthday!

Hi folks, thanks for coming to my party! It was hamsterific!